If you want to...

I guess so, but did they really mean it?

2004-10-17T17:13:00.000-07:00

Hey kids, I am finally back from spoogleton, and I must once again apologise for having not posted in such a great while. it seems that since scholl started things have been, how shall we say?, different. First Jessica and Jen moved off, then it was Stephen and Krisann to their respective colledges, and now even the other Stephen has gone. but at least this challenges me to get out there and meet new people. Hangin out at Templeyton is not much different than hangin out at Paso, in that if it's raining at Templeton, it's probably raining in Paso. No, I will continue and try to stand the gap, despite my obvious disqualifications. But lets not worry about that, eh? I have so much that I could type right here, but that seems like a very long and troublesome ordeal, and of course, my time here is limited. But Hey! it wouldn't be a post if it didn't employ some cliche, so there you go!

until next time, adieu my friends. Adieu

So little to say, and so much time to say it in!

2004-10-03T15:45:00.000-07:00

Wait, strike that. reverse it.

I actually already typed this post, but the computer ate it. I haven't posted in a great while, but you probably already know that. Thanks to all who participated in mt birthday celecbration, and Thanks to every person who organized the concert. Thanks and sorry to both Eldawen, Idhrendur and Annie, who are away and i don't talk to as much as i should.

I must go soon, but I hope I can post soon and explain more.

by the way, continue to check out all the other blogs, including the Red Baron's, who was gracious enough to let ne use his computer.

Until next time, adieu my friends. Adieu.

wait, let me start over.

2004-09-05T22:29:00.000-07:00

right, so. I am terribly sorry about that enigmatic and melodramatic post. it seemed right at the time. but to clarify, I can't accsess my blog or gmail from the school, so this will greatly hinder my blogg life. IT wasn't safe for me to try and contact all of my assosciates for a very mysterious reason, but i can't explain this reason due to two more reasons, the first being the same reason why i couldn't explain the first reason, and the second, because I was hampered by certain copyright laws. there are more reasons behind this reason, but i want to be reasonable, so i won't mention them. if you happen to see Lemony Snicket, tell him i'm sorry.

~Until next time, adiue my friends. adiue.

Sorry kids.

2004-09-03T08:56:00.000-07:00

Um.. I am in an immense and terribly urgent hurry, and i can't talk long. I have been delayed. I can no longer communicate to you through the school, and it was risky to try post so soon. i may not get the chance to blog for a while, so stay alert and aware. but most of all, enjoy the time that you have. don't worry.

the world is quiet here.

Disaster Frontier!!!

2004-08-22T00:26:00.000-07:00

So i was at the wonderful home of my friends Kenny And Stephie, along with Krisann, Stephen, And Julie.
we were all hanging out, when Lil' Krisann had fallen asleep. We had to leave soon, so we woke her up. She was kinda sluggish and didn't want to get up. She held out her hand, like she wanted us to pull her up. so I grabbed her arm and pulled as hard as I could. she was pulled up, and she toppled forward, dramatically!!
well, it seems she wanted someone to really help her up, instead of someone pulling as hard as they could on her arm. when she fell, she landed squarelyon the square of Lil' Kennys Game Cube. the edges can be very sharp. needless to say, she was ecstatic. or, would have been, had she been the kind of person that enjoyed painful bruises.

Meanwhile......Except, not really.
Days later, the gang and I were at the May's lovely home, relaxing on the hammock. Julie had just commented on the fact that their hammock was old and not the right size. She said that when their current hammock broke, they would get a much nicer one. I was currently sitting on the hammock, with two other people. I started imagining the hammock breaking. It kinda' ruined my relaxation thing. I got of the hammock. After a while, I forgot all about it. Three people were on the hammock. It was off balance a little. I pushed down on it a little, so that it would be low enough for me to hop on. I pushed a little harder. There was a loud crack, as the wood broke. The current ocupants fell backwards, and onto the ground. They sat there stunned for a second. Then they all began moaning and rubbing their backs. I was largely to blame. All and all, it wasn't a good week to be near me, or a person who doesn't enjoy painful bruises.

until next time, adieu my friends. adieu.

Bow wow meow meo- MOOOK!!

2004-08-18T22:56:00.000-07:00

And this is where we ponder our authority. The Lord said that we do not command angels, under normal circumstances, right? okay! so we don't have authority over them. but even Micheal, who was strongest of angels didn't try to slander or insult the dragon. he said "The Lord rebuke you!" and he was right. we have authority over all the earth and victory has been promised. but don't get cocky, or insulty. this is what i felt, anyway ....

until next time, adieu my friends. adieu.

Cute. but in a Terrible sort of way >>strong<<

2004-08-13T17:46:00.000-07:00

thats an interesting proposition. Deja vu? no. I am blogging from the sunny shores of canada right now. not really. I would like to give a shout out to Alex, and I would like to congratulate him on his joining of the elite ranks of super bloggers. or something like that. kudos. My capitalization is erattic at best.

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE:

i only know half of you half as much as i would like to, and i know most of you half as much as i would prefer.

Subsequently:
- The Kansas Board of Education insists that teachers offer alternatives to the Copernican theory of the universe because "any fool can see that the sun, moon and the stars revolve around the Earth."
The board sends a telegram to the Vatican congratulating Pope Urban VIII for treating the astronomical theories of Galileo and Copernicus as the heresies they are.
The Vatican e-mails back that the Church has long since apologized for its treatment of Galileo and that it fully supports and encourages the findings of modern astronomy. Moreover, the Vatican replies, Urban VIII has been dead 355 years.
The Kansas Board votes to drop any mention of the Vatican from the world history curriculum.
- Under a new Board of Education ruling, Kansas teachers are permitted to teach the theory that dinosaurs became extinct 65 million years ago but only if they give equal weight to an alternative hypothesis: that dinosaurs were invented by Steven Spielberg in 1993
- The Kansas Board of Education asks the state's health and biology teachers to to easy on "this nonsense about disease being caused by bacteria and microbes."
The teachers ar urged to fully inform students about the four bodily humours (phlegm, choler, blood and black bile) and importance to good health of keeping the four in balance. The importance of noxious vapors and miasmas in spreading disease should also be stressed.
Once both theories are explained, the students should be allowed to choose the one they find most satisfactory.
- The Kansas Board of Education postpones its fall meeting until Virgo and Libra are in a more favorable ascendance.
- The board raises questions about the conventional explanation for fire being taught the state's students. If fire were really a form of oxidation, the board reasons, then rust would be hot to the touch.
Teachers are urged to give equal weight to fire being due to the rapid escape of the substance phlogiston, an explanation the board said was too quickly dismissed by the scientific community in 1680.
- The Kansas board votes to include the lost and sunken civilization of Atlantis in the state's geography curriculum because "it's got to be down there somewhere."
- Kansas high school students are now studying phrenology as part of their advanced placement psychology classes.
Phrenology teachers that a person's temperament and mental capacity can be determined by feeling the bumps and hollows of the skull. The state's Board of Education says the phrenology requirement will save on the cost of textbooks "because all you need for your homework is a head and every student has one."
The board also pointed to the abundance of job opportunities for trained phrenologists with traveling carnivals.
- The Kansas board warns the state's high school physics teachers to "go slow" with all this talk of electrons, protons, neutrons, mesons. All this particle physics is pure speculation and, the board said, "one of the scientists' own kind came right out and said so. If Heisenberg was so sure he was right, why did he call it the Uncertainty Principle?"
The board urged physics teachers to teach an alternative theory that fits all the known facts about cause and effect: evil spirits.
- In attempting to prove that gravity is a theory, not a law, the Kansas Board of Education fell to its death from its 10th-floor headquarters.

blah, blah, blah

END OF SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE

of course, many of you did not catch that, because it was moving so fast that the normal human eye could not catch that. but this leaves me wondering. ......... that was me wondering. anyway, That high speed typing back there might have shanagled trans-magnascopicdoudynetic

interphasicenergywarp conduit on the blogger account. I better not type much more, or I might create a paradox. OF DOOOOOM!!

well, until next time, adieu my friends. adieu.

WWWWWAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-08-08T00:32:00.000-07:00

Wait! I didnt end the post as normal!!

until next time, adieu my friends. adieu.

well, now that that is over,

Adieu my friends. adieu.

Whoa!!x2

2004-08-08T00:28:00.000-07:00

When i typed the title of this post, I pressed "ENTER", because i foolishly thought that that would bring me down into this typing thing. it didn't. and it was a post all of its own. are they spanish australians? Idid'nt think that that was possible. well, you learn something new every day.this is my blogger song, it isn't very long. !!

...Very well.

2004-08-03T21:05:00.000-07:00

so, due to the many comments that have been brought to my attention, I must answer one of the most difficult question that I have yet been faced with. "What does 'con queso' mean?" well, I must answer that question with a series of questions and anecdotes. for instance, you can have democracy, and you can have monarchy, but if you want to have monarchy, be open about it. Do n't try to disguise monarchy as democracy, because then you have demonarchy, and that's not right. get it? excellent. now, you are asking, "What does this have to do with queso?" well, let me ask you a question, how are you asking questions through my typing?! are you speaking to my mind, manipulating me through my blog?! this is spooky. It has spooked me. now, Chloe is kinda spookin me too. this level ofspookiness can only lead to one thing. yes, A montage sequence!! .......................................................................................................................................................... wow!! that was amazing!! Now I really know the true meaning of "Con Queso"!! WAit, since you werent in my mind when I saw that, you dont know. sorry! just remember that, won't you?

until next time, adieu my friends, adieu.

That Coat Was Awesome!!

2004-08-01T16:43:00.000-07:00

Okay, so last night we (being the members of T.A.G.) stayed at the church all night after our arduous roadtrip back to Paso. But that's beside the point. the point is, we all had some inspiring and encouraging time with Jesus and the Holy Spirit. Blogtastic!! "???" you might be wondering. so I'll tell you, it was incredible and all together wholesome. another point was, that I got to wear my friends trench coat, and it was awesome!! To the Max!!! But, not everyone agreed with this, and we soon started debating over the virtue of the coat. it was altogether a nice coat, but it was made for someone taller than I, with slightly broader shoulders. And, I will admit, the coat had a hideous inside. it was all red striped, with a blue cloth thing. Not cool. So that is the story of THE MYSTERY COAT!!! wait, it wasn't really a "mystery" coat, it was more of a mediocre coat. Oh Well!

until next time my friends, Adieu.

alright, now where was I?

2004-07-29T09:02:00.000-07:00

I was blogging yesterday, but i had a pressing engagement, so i apologize for the lame ending yesterday.
Yesterday was very awesome, but enough about that. what about today? "Dont worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself." and "who of you can add a single hour to his life by worrying?" that was Jesus. He's cool. well, I must go now, but remember to comment and check other blogs!!
Until next time, Adieu my friends, adieu.

Floe Mite Madness

2004-07-28T17:47:00.000-07:00

I remember hearing a rumor about tiny microscopic organisms in the fecal matter of animals, that will make you very sick if you should happen to inhale them. So you know what that means! no more standing over or near your animals poopy-stinkpoo. Further more, or is it Furthermore? I dont know. regardless, if you happen to be pregnant and become afflicted with this terrible infection, your child will be born as, a Floe Mite!! Yes, a giant floe mite, that will have the mnd of your beloved child, but the body, of a giant microscopic organism. creepy huh?

It vaguely reminds me of this one time where i was at the mall in L.A., and a giant Mosquito came up to me and he was like "Hey dudes whats up?" and Andrew was all "Whoa, wait, are you gonna come up with a clever plan to steal our blood and our precious plasma?"
and the Mosquito was like all, "No, man. only the girl mosquitos do that." TO BE CONTINUED!!!

No, no kids.

2004-07-25T22:44:00.000-07:00

I recently heard *thanks Mr. Lunt!* that movies with lots of kids in them arent so popular with kids. they don't get it. because kids dont want to watch kids, because they are kids. They say "Hey I don't want to watch kids. If i wanted to watch kids, I could just look in the mirror." they dont get it. Especially in France. but remember that one movie with the striped socks? From overseas? that did pretty good, because kids couldn't look at their socks in the mirror. Because their socks were in their shoes. "Oh, that's clever! because I can relate to that!" that's what the kids had said. Yes, they thought it was funny for like, ten seconds. after that, it was done. It died. Like Matrix Roger Rabbit, where they made the movie, and then when it was bombed, they made the two movies seperately. and they did very well. with the wire removal. that was important. but now, no one remembers the first one. anyway, Julianne got back from Spirit West Coast today and We are All Happy. What a silly concept. "She's not asking if you want your money back, she's asking if she can keep your money. " Andrew said.
and Julieanne got a moose load of signatures from Christian rockers and punkers and artists or something or other......................................................................................................................................
have you heard of that movie that dreamworks movie, "A Sharks Tale" with the underwater locales? well, it reminds me of another fish movie that made some money. It was called Finding Nemo! It wasn't the first time something like this happened. Remember a certain film called A Bugs Life? and there was a very original movie by the name of Antz, after A Bugs Life. what a coincidence. I had a few tacos today and they were insanely good. thats right, insanely good. well. I think that pretty much covers it. just remember to love everything and everyone more than yourself. thats the moral. until next time, adieu my friends. adieu.

But wait, there's more!!

2004-07-25T18:49:00.000-07:00

Right now I would ask you to check out all the great other blogs out there, but due to legal purposes, I cant tell you much more than that. No seriously, i hate legal stuff that makes no sense. ie i came up with a great catch phrase, and my friends really loved it. but then they did some kinda' copyright thing, and after that i got a bill in the mail every time that i Used the phrase!! What is up with that shmeezle?! any way, I will try to put in links and all that rot, but till then, adieu.....

Hey, wait...

2004-07-25T18:40:00.000-07:00

"okay, so now I am typing on my super new blog for the very first time! that last post wasn't me, it was Krisann, who helped me set up my blog. And for that, she gets massive props. not the kind that actors and stagehands get, but the kind that gangsters and breakdancers get. Right now we are all terribly enthusiastic and stoked for the big redding conference. we all put a lot of effort into this hizzy, and we want to get spirit blasted. can ya' dig it?" he said.

just because...

2004-07-23T19:57:00.000-07:00

I'm a blogger now, doesn't mean I'm really me.