I guess so, but did they really mean it?

Hey kids, I am finally back from spoogleton, and I must once again apologise for having not posted in such a great while. it seems that since scholl started things have been, how shall we say?, different. First Jessica and Jen moved off, then it was Stephen and Krisann to their respective colledges, and now even the other Stephen has gone. but at least this challenges me to get out there and meet new people. Hangin out at Templeyton is not much different than hangin out at Paso, in that if it's raining at Templeton, it's probably raining in Paso. No, I will continue and try to stand the gap, despite my obvious disqualifications. But lets not worry about that, eh? I have so much that I could type right here, but that seems like a very long and troublesome ordeal, and of course, my time here is limited. But Hey! it wouldn't be a post if it didn't employ some cliche, so there you go!

until next time, adieu my friends. Adieu

So little to say, and so much time to say it in!

Wait, strike that. reverse it.

I actually already typed this post, but the computer ate it. I haven't posted in a great while, but you probably already know that. Thanks to all who participated in mt birthday celecbration, and Thanks to every person who organized the concert. Thanks and sorry to both Eldawen, Idhrendur and Annie, who are away and i don't talk to as much as i should.

I must go soon, but I hope I can post soon and explain more.

by the way, continue to check out all the other blogs, including the Red Baron's, who was gracious enough to let ne use his computer.

Until next time, adieu my friends. Adieu.

wait, let me start over.

right, so. I am terribly sorry about that enigmatic and melodramatic post. it seemed right at the time. but to clarify, I can't accsess my blog or gmail from the school, so this will greatly hinder my blogg life. IT wasn't safe for me to try and contact all of my assosciates for a very mysterious reason, but i can't explain this reason due to two more reasons, the first being the same reason why i couldn't explain the first reason, and the second, because I was hampered by certain copyright laws. there are more reasons behind this reason, but i want to be reasonable, so i won't mention them. if you happen to see Lemony Snicket, tell him i'm sorry.


~Until next time, adiue my friends. adiue.

Sorry kids.

Um.. I am in an immense and terribly urgent hurry, and i can't talk long. I have been delayed. I can no longer communicate to you through the school, and it was risky to try post so soon. i may not get the chance to blog for a while, so stay alert and aware. but most of all, enjoy the time that you have. don't worry.

the world is quiet here.

Disaster Frontier!!!

So i was at the wonderful home of my friends Kenny And Stephie, along with Krisann, Stephen, And Julie.
we were all hanging out, when Lil' Krisann had fallen asleep. We had to leave soon, so we woke her up. She was kinda sluggish and didn't want to get up. She held out her hand, like she wanted us to pull her up. so I grabbed her arm and pulled as hard as I could. she was pulled up, and she toppled forward, dramatically!!
well, it seems she wanted someone to really help her up, instead of someone pulling as hard as they could on her arm. when she fell, she landed squarelyon the square of Lil' Kennys Game Cube. the edges can be very sharp. needless to say, she was ecstatic. or, would have been, had she been the kind of person that enjoyed painful bruises.

Meanwhile......Except, not really.
Days later, the gang and I were at the May's lovely home, relaxing on the hammock. Julie had just commented on the fact that their hammock was old and not the right size. She said that when their current hammock broke, they would get a much nicer one. I was currently sitting on the hammock, with two other people. I started imagining the hammock breaking. It kinda' ruined my relaxation thing. I got of the hammock. After a while, I forgot all about it. Three people were on the hammock. It was off balance a little. I pushed down on it a little, so that it would be low enough for me to hop on. I pushed a little harder. There was a loud crack, as the wood broke. The current ocupants fell backwards, and onto the ground. They sat there stunned for a second. Then they all began moaning and rubbing their backs. I was largely to blame. All and all, it wasn't a good week to be near me, or a person who doesn't enjoy painful bruises.

until next time, adieu my friends. adieu.

Bow wow meow meo- MOOOK!!

And this is where we ponder our authority. The Lord said that we do not command angels, under normal circumstances, right? okay! so we don't have authority over them. but even Micheal, who was strongest of angels didn't try to slander or insult the dragon. he said "The Lord rebuke you!" and he was right. we have authority over all the earth and victory has been promised. but don't get cocky, or insulty. this is what i felt, anyway ....


until next time, adieu my friends. adieu.

Cute. but in a Terrible sort of way >>strong<<

thats an interesting proposition. Deja vu? no. I am blogging from the sunny shores of canada right now. not really. I would like to give a shout out to Alex, and I would like to congratulate him on his joining of the elite ranks of super bloggers. or something like that. kudos. My capitalization is erattic at best.

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE:

i only know half of you half as much as i would like to, and i know most of you half as much as i would prefer.

Subsequently:
- The Kansas Board of Education insists that teachers offer alternatives to the Copernican theory of the universe because "any fool can see that the sun, moon and the stars revolve around the Earth."
The board sends a telegram to the Vatican congratulating Pope Urban VIII for treating the astronomical theories of Galileo and Copernicus as the heresies they are.
The Vatican e-mails back that the Church has long since apologized for its treatment of Galileo and that it fully supports and encourages the findings of modern astronomy. Moreover, the Vatican replies, Urban VIII has been dead 355 years.
The Kansas Board votes to drop any mention of the Vatican from the world history curriculum.
- Under a new Board of Education ruling, Kansas teachers are permitted to teach the theory that dinosaurs became extinct 65 million years ago but only if they give equal weight to an alternative hypothesis: that dinosaurs were invented by Steven Spielberg in 1993
- The Kansas Board of Education asks the state's health and biology teachers to to easy on "this nonsense about disease being caused by bacteria and microbes."
The teachers ar urged to fully inform students about the four bodily humours (phlegm, choler, blood and black bile) and importance to good health of keeping the four in balance. The importance of noxious vapors and miasmas in spreading disease should also be stressed.
Once both theories are explained, the students should be allowed to choose the one they find most satisfactory.
- The Kansas Board of Education postpones its fall meeting until Virgo and Libra are in a more favorable ascendance.
- The board raises questions about the conventional explanation for fire being taught the state's students. If fire were really a form of oxidation, the board reasons, then rust would be hot to the touch.
Teachers are urged to give equal weight to fire being due to the rapid escape of the substance phlogiston, an explanation the board said was too quickly dismissed by the scientific community in 1680.
- The Kansas board votes to include the lost and sunken civilization of Atlantis in the state's geography curriculum because "it's got to be down there somewhere."
- Kansas high school students are now studying phrenology as part of their advanced placement psychology classes.
Phrenology teachers that a person's temperament and mental capacity can be determined by feeling the bumps and hollows of the skull. The state's Board of Education says the phrenology requirement will save on the cost of textbooks "because all you need for your homework is a head and every student has one."
The board also pointed to the abundance of job opportunities for trained phrenologists with traveling carnivals.
- The Kansas board warns the state's high school physics teachers to "go slow" with all this talk of electrons, protons, neutrons, mesons. All this particle physics is pure speculation and, the board said, "one of the scientists' own kind came right out and said so. If Heisenberg was so sure he was right, why did he call it the Uncertainty Principle?"
The board urged physics teachers to teach an alternative theory that fits all the known facts about cause and effect: evil spirits.
- In attempting to prove that gravity is a theory, not a law, the Kansas Board of Education fell to its death from its 10th-floor headquarters.

blah, blah, blah

END OF SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE

of course, many of you did not catch that, because it was moving so fast that the normal human eye could not catch that. but this leaves me wondering. ......... that was me wondering. anyway, That high speed typing back there might have shanagled trans-magnascopicdoudynetic

interphasicenergywarp conduit on the blogger account. I better not type much more, or I might create a paradox. OF DOOOOOM!!

well, until next time, adieu my friends. adieu.